JULIE DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVAILABLE TO SELL IS

my apartment is quiet without Leah the Slaya.  being ALONE sucks ass, and i can't wait till my friend Rose comes visit me from seattle.  she's coming for new years, and were gonna go bombin every night and wear cute outfits. 

on a sadder note, today while i was shopping for a new years dress at topshop, my boss Hutch called me.  he was quite upset and began his conversation with no "hellos", no "how do you do", nor "whats cookin mama,".......Hutch simply starts off with, "JULIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVAILABLE TO SELL IS?" 

             (side note......a few weeks ago, i got in trouble from Dre, cuz he claimed that i had like 500,000 watches to sell, but i mistaked it like for 150,000 units or something like that, so my numbers were off.  so Dre questioned my intelligence in sales knowledge by asking me if i knew what "AVAILABLE TO SELL IS."  he asked me that like 5 x's in a row, and i got scared.  Then Hutch, who was sitting a few desks away butts into our conversation out of no where and breaks it down for me like this, "JULIE, DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN AVAILABLE TO SELL IN KOREAN TERMS FOR YOU?  IF YOU HAVE 5 KIMCHI BOWLS, AND YOU SOLD 2 KIMCHI BOWLS, THEN HOW MANY 'AVAILABLE TO SELL' KIMCHI BOWLS DO YOU HAVE?"  )

so back to my phone call today, Hutch asks me a 2nd time, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT AVAILABLE TO SELL IS?"  and first i thought he was joking and kinda just laughed, but then he was not joking. 

and then he said to me, "How come on your resume you wrote that you went to college.  Did you go to college?"   At this point, i was getting really scared because yes i do know what available to sell is, and yes i went to a legit school at Univ of Washington and got a legit English degree.  But, i was scared that i was in trouble for something. 

Then Hutch goes, "WELL IF YOU WENT TO COLLEGE, THEN HOW DO YOU SPELL HOLIDAY?" 

so i slowly responded, "H - O - L - I - D - A - Y." 

and Hutch goes, "Are you sure there aren't 2 D's in holiday?" 

and i said, "yes," 

Then Hutch goes, "Then go check the Holiday Postcard you made and sent to all our buyers."

i went home and pulled it up, and SHO NUFF:

ZANNNNNNNNNNNNNG.....that sucks.  our manager blasted that to like 500 buyers, and now they're all gonna think that Dre don't know how to spell Holidday.


ooopsies.  my bad


ARI, DON'T FIRE ME!!!!