WORK PARTY 2MMRW!!! YAYERS!

rong time no brog!

herro
it's been a minute rice since i updated my brog!

i have been talking fobby all day, and its so much fun cuz it cracks the white people up, like Tara the Riviera.  when i was a kid, i used to get embarressed when my dad talked with his asian fobby accent.  now im becoming just rike him!  Rove you rong time!  "Fwat.....u want DUMPRINGS?!?!?  U TAKE ONRY 1 SOY SAUCE!  U TOUCH U BUY NOW!  U WANT SAM-PULL?" 

on the flip mode.....i am starting to look duper tan cuz i been surfing every single weekend.  i have dedicated my saturdays and sundays to learn, and even cut back on drinking late nights.  i wake up at 6am, pack my shit and board and take the train all the way to Rockaway.  It truly sucks ass lugging a 7 foot board through the subway....but it's worth it...cuz i caught my first 3 waves BY MYSELF.  im scared if i keep paddeling alot, my body is gonna look like a linebacker.  i used to have a girlfriend that would make fun of another bigger girlfriend and called her "linebacker" behind her back.  that's messed up.....i hope i don't look like a linebacker.  ugh.  i dont wanna be butch.  i used to snowboard alot too for like 6 years, like 3 times a week in the winter, and my legs got so buff they looked like hoagies.  so i had to cut back.  normally people wanna be toned and buff.  not me, i wanna look like a bean pole, but i eat cupcakes for breakfast.  chinatown also got those mean ham and cheese rolls for $0.80, i been eating those nonstop too.  dude, i need to stop.  fruit of the spirit, self control.

what else.  i dunno.  all i do is daydream about surfing..... 

U WANT SAM-PUL?!   SUCK IT!  LIL DUDE!

i was super sick this week.  chest congestion, nasal congestion, breathing problems, psychological problems, swollen glands, thick mucus, and body aches.  it was awful....and u know what?!?!??!?  i didnt even call in sick.....just like Dirk...we work rain or shine, good days and bad...and Dre yelled at me yesterday and i took it like a woman!  i just nodded my head and "AGREED." 

newayz...i took a break at work and made myself an EMERGEN-C pink lemonade.  it taste like poo...so i added 5 packets of sugar.  now it's banging.

tara is getting sick too.  i think i got her sick.  she sits right next to me and always giggles.  she loves the beach and sand in between her toes.  she has this very RVCA/Erin Wasson style..and blonde hair and blue eyes.  she's single too.  even though she prob likes broke guys...i want her to date this ER Doctor from Austin.  I've never met him..but he's probably rich.  Even though Tara doesn't care bout things like that...i'm gonna be superficial for her..and make sure she finds a man that buys her drinks for once.  Cuz this girl is the type to walk into a bar...take out her wallet...and buy EVERYONE and their mom a round of drinks.  OH HEYALLLLLLLLLL NO!  anyways...she goin Uptown tonite to find a Dominican street baller.  intense.

ok...back to workie!  SUCK IT!  LIL DUDE!

Why did God create humans to have so much fun on weekends?!?!?! I LOVE HAVING FUN...IT'S SO FUN!

in the span of 4 days....

I saw the Dallas game at Oneils and Epsteins......went surfing 2 days....(2nd day i popped up on my board 4x's without help).....went to esquina...goldbar...a Spanish tapas joint.....employees only.......maxfish.....XIX......riff raff.......pathmark......and redeemer church.


ZANG!!!   thanks to tara the riveria for paving the way and showing me how to let loose and drink like a fish.  i rearize i love dancing...drinking...surfing...watching basketball.....getting pummelled by waves......and toppin it off with chuch!


LETS DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  F* YEAH!  YEE HAW!