i got this text from my mom this morning:

"Good morning.  Today is good friday.  Dont drinkkkkk.  oky?  God bless you."

 Im not gonna drink until sunday.  Sunday is when Jesus ressurected so we definitely poppin bottles then.

On a liter note....my coworkers taught me new things about life.

You can use the word BET when you want to confirm something.  So i told my assistant to fax some orders...and he replies...."Bet".


So now when dre says, "Did you clean out my warehouse yet?"   I say, "Ay yo.....BETTTTTTTTTT."

another word Eric the Jabawokezz member taught me is SWAG.  he says you can put this on anything.  Like....


"Your t-shirt is nice......"  response, "SWAG."

"I want some pizza."  response, "Swag."

"Is it raining outside?"  response, "Swag."


And if you rearry wanna be like the Jabawokeez guys, you can tweet, "SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG, SWAG." 

I don't understand what it means, but im gonna try it.

Should i got to Good Friday service tonight?  My church is near my office, but nobody at my church likes me.  AND I BEEN THERE FOR LIKE 3 YEARS!

herro world.  today Danny from "Danny & The Dingo" was at our showroom.  I love that show!  Because everyone in my showroom sucks...nobody knew who this fool was.  He straight walked in, and not a single person turned around.  hahah.......he ain't got swag like Pusha T.  acturry, i didn't know who Pusha T was either when he first came.  I remember asking him if he was a rapper.  Straight embarrassed him.

Newayz....tonite is the G-Shock x Krink party.   Theres so many parties this evening...im gonna go home after work and wear something cute.  AND THEN IM OFF........OFF...to break necks...and break hearts.  NAH MEAN!

Tara's roomie taught me that.  Her name is Jessica.  I call her Yo Jess...God Bless.  Cuz she's Spanish.  During my uptown days....i used to pass by Spanish men, and they would say, "YO MA!  God BLESS YOU."   

neWayz....

LET'S GO BOMBING!

I AM GETTING WHITE GIRL WASTED TONITE.


TARA THE RIVIERA.....PAVE THE WAY!!!!!!!!

First of all.....after getting paid on Friday....i paid all my bills...and then set aside some spending money for booze, food, and whatever else.  I woke up Saturday morning, headed straight to the Bloomingdales friends and family sale, and spent 75% of my spending money.  (and I gotta wait 2 weeks to get paid again).....and that night, i spent the next 15% on booze....and that leaves me 10% left to survive on.   I rearized that i was kinda bwoke...so i went to the korean grocery store to buy some lunch stuff for my work week.  AND THEN, OMIGOSH.......I FREAKIN PUERTO RICAN LOST MY DEBIT CARD!  BAHHHH!!!!!  NOW IM REALLY REALLY BWOKE......

On a side note....I hung out with Tara the Riviera on Saturday nite, and it was another fun and random night of bombing.  We went from Epsteins, to Thompson hotel, to some discoteca electronica LSD ecstasy garment district club....foh real...like straight outta a movie.  when we got there, there was some random japanese dude in a black trench coat who was supposed to take care of us at the door.  He took me and Tara by the hand, and led us through some dark corridors and up 3 flights of stairs.  When we reached the top floor, it was overlooking alll the electronica dancing people on the bottom.  Then he led us to a table with sofas and a japanese business man with seemingly concubine-types next to him.  He greeted us and shook my hand.  Even though i had no idea who in the hell this fool was...i sure played the part like i was happy to meet him and drink his free bottles.  This was my first "Romeo Must Die" club experience.........and i embraced the strobe lights, discotheque balls, jersey people, skanky girls...meatheads......and even a woman who tried to start a fight with me in the bathroom.  I walked in, and there was a 40ish year old woman sitting on the toilet cuz she was so drunk.  I asked her nicely to move, cuz other people had to pee, and she opened one eye at me, and squinted her face, and said, "SAYS WHO!"  and in my mind, i thought, "oh heyall no bitch, you ain't gonna give me lip, i straight smack you..."......and as i opened my mouth..all i could say was, "Okay.  ill use the next toilet."  Well, it was a weird but fun moment.  As always, Tara the Riviera adapted to her environment and did some electronica dancing, and i just sat back, and made all the cranberry vodkas my little heart desired.  Afterwards, we headed out..and decided to go to Greenhouse.  (Where the FNG rolls).....but we got into a minor car accident and by then it was 3:30 am...and decided the night was awkward enuff and went home in a cab.

WOW, WHY IS LIFE SO EXCITING?!?!?

today around 3:07pm, Hutch walked to the front office and says to the front office....."Well Team, it looks like we're kinda slow today, so i say we cut out early."  With Dre right next to him, Dre goes, "I was gonna say same thing (looks at his watch), we might as let you guys out this afternoon...."

Everyone got excited with eyes wide open....and then Hutch goes. "april fools."  And Dre thought it was soo funny, laughing between him and hutch....litterally cracking up...while everyone just turned back to the computers with shoulders slumped down.

man, the bosses think they are so funny, but in reality...it's actually kinda mean.  there's some things you shouldn't joke about.

And on Dre's way out...he turns to me, and goes, "Julie, actually i really was gonna let you out early...Hutch just said the april fools thing before I could finish..."  I got so bummed, with shoulder slumped even lower to the ground, and puppy dog eyes....and Dre turns around and goes, "april fools."

why is everyone so mean here.  :(