I LOVE THIS FONT CUZ IT'S HUGE!  HUNDREDS IS HUGE! 

THIS SUNDAY IS GOING TO BE AMAZING x 10,000.   I AM GOING SNOWBOARDING WITH ALL MY HOMIES. 

BOBBY IS BRINGING THE WHISKY AND WEED.  

THIS IS WHAT BOBBY SAID TO PAMMY BOUT SUNDAY:

FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH BOUCHE.  WHEN IT COMES TO SNOWBOARDING, I AIN'T WAITIN FOR NOBODY.   STRAIGHT SELFISH.

 
 

boring day

world
today i cheated on my vegas diet.  i ate sooshi for lunch, and it was amazing.  so to make up for it, i have to eat water for dinner.  what else hppn today...................................

.............................ughhhhhhhhh.....................................

.....................ummmm.....................welllll..................you know..........


...............okay..............................


......................................nothing.






ACTURRY, I MET A GOOD LOOKING MAN TODAY!  THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT.  one my accounts complained that i never been to his new store, so i grabbed Gummo and dragged him to Flight Club with me.  It was 10 degrees, and my outfit was wack.  Normally i am superficial and make sure my outfit is cute, but this week i looked like a homeless woman.

anyways, so me and gummo walk into this humongous gigantic sneaker stadium.  it's all fancy, and everyone looked extreme.  their sneakers match their t-shirts, that match their laces, that match their hats, that match their jackets, that match their watches, that match their hairdos.  i was clearly out of place.  normally people act like there are too cool, too downtown for everyone else, but boy i tell you, i walked into that bitch like i was a VIP HOMELESS WOMAN.  i demanded to be let downstairs to meet the dude behind all my work emails.  and sho nuff'.......those foolios believed me.  I didn't wanna leave Gummo out in the cold, and acted like he was VIP Trailer Man.  They let him down too.

As soon as i walked into the basement, headed to the back office, this skinny chinese dude greets me.  i thought this foo was whatever, and just tried to keep it business, and talk about work stuff......but then this foo stood up and i noticed he was like 6 feet tall and i thought to myself, "DAYAMMMMM THIS FOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIITE!"  he had on RRL jeans, some hipstar scarf (ew), and long hair in a ponytail.  normally this foo is not my type, but the more i was talking to him, he strait blossomed.  AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I FREAKIN' HATE TATOOS, EW...........THEY KINDA DIRTY, BUT ALL THE WOMEN LOVE MEN WITH TATOOS, and this foooool.........he had maaaaaaaad tatoos.  all chinese lookin' tats.  WHAT IF HE IS THE LEADER OF TRIADS?!!!!!  ooooooooo.....thats hot.


so when i got back to the office i told leah and tara, and we were all happy and excited.  so we googled him.  just like a too cool for school guy, nothing came up.  so i emailed him and asked if he had a facebook account.  haven't heard back.  but weird thing is that if he tells me yes, i don't have a facebook account.  so now ill just look wack to him.

anyways, im sick of cold calling.  here are some work fotos from today:

best way to start the day.......

when i was peon little girl, my parents made me take art lessons in dallas.  my mom enjoyed watching me draw because i enjoyed it very much.

eh.......now im older and jaded and sit next to gummo in an office.........

GUMMO CAUGHT FEELINGS IN THE OFFICE.....

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT VEGAS

I AM ON A STRICT SOUP DIET.  (AND THAT'S NON-CREAM BASED SOUP FOH YOU!)
GONNA TRY TO TRIM THINGS UP,  AND HOPEFULLY MY MUFFIN TOP WILL BE GONE BY SATURDAY!

AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT DRE HAYES.............BUT ME, TARA, AND LEAH..........WE AIN'T GOING TO MEET BUYERS, WE GOING TO FIND SOME HOT ASS MEN AND WORK THE FIELD.











just kiddddddddddddddddddddddddding ARI!  don't fire me!  acturry, i don't have any game, and im scared of talking to good looking men.  once i went to a bar with leah, and she told me to go say hi to a guy, and i got scared and wanted her to hold my hand.  she almost punched me in the face.




do you think Adam will be there?  i hope i get beer goggles and see that foo again.  last time i remember....i was drunk, and he was cute, and that's allllll that mattered in my little world.  perhaps we should bring that box of magnums in the office?!  siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.   dang, i sound like Antwain.  i need to stop hanging around him.


SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP

I LOVE HAVING FUN

i reararized that i forgot to grob about my past weekend.  all that fun, and nothing to back it up.  but before i exprain my weekend, lemme exprain a rittle bit bout my Atlanta trip with Antwain.  I did something that kinda got me in trouble from him.

Hutch was driving Dre to the airport, and me and little Julius were sitting in the backseat like little kids.  Dre gets out of shotgun, and i say, "BYE!"  After the door closed, neither Julius nor I got out of our seats.  We are all buckled up, nice and cozy, and it gets silent for 10 seconds with Hutch staring at our faces.

Then Hutch goes, "OH HEYALL NO, I AIN'T YO CHAUFFER, YOU BETTER COME SIT UP IN THE FRONT."

So i get out of the back and move to shotgun.  As soon as i got in, i was so tired from traveling with Hutch, and luggin bags around, so it occurred to me to take a nap.  I immediately reclined my seat as far as it would go, to the point that the headrest was touching the backseat.  And you know what, cuz im short, my legs fit perfectly straight onto the dashboard.  So i had my sequinsed Chuck Taylors, chillin on the dashboard, body perfectly reclined in nap mode.  And cuz Hutch was playing that "Black and Yellow" Atlanta hip hop so loud, I gently turned down the volume knob.

APPARENTLY, I HAD JUST BROKEN 3 RULES IN A BLACK MAN'S VEHICLE.  i didn't think i did anything wrong, and at end of day we are all Family up in this mug.....but, ACTURRY NOT!

Hutch turned his head, gave me the death stare towards my puppy eyes, and said......

"OH WHAT IN THE HEYALLLL........OH HEYALLL NO.  JULIE, YOU NEVER EVER EVVVVVVVVVVVER, TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S RADIO STATION, AND NEVER EVER EVER EVVVVVVVVER PUT YOUR FEET ON A BLACK MAN'S DASHBOARD.  EVER!"

That day, was a lesson learned for me.  I rearized, even though i try to act black sometimes, and a little gangster, i really am not.  But i wanna be!  So i can be a Basketball Wife someday like Shaunie, Evelyn, and Kendra!!!!


ok, now im too tired to exprain my weekend of fun, but here are photos:

 I LOVE HAVING FUN!  IT'S SO FUN!!!

trailer matt - new beginnings

hi world
i dont think i told you this yet, but dre had this amazing idea to give away my action sports accounts to Trailer Matt.  so this dude went from a peon intern, to peon sales assistant, to now an official peon rep.  WORLD........IF THERE IS HOPE FOR A GUY LIKE TRAILER MATT, THERE IS CERTAINLY HOPE FOR YOU.  this kid came from the boonies of north dakota, and in 2 short years, he reached for the skies. 

neWaYz.......since trailer Matt has gotten this little promotion, we call him Gummo now.  cuz Nemer even promoted his name.

so now matt has a way with words towards me now.

Exzibit A.......in Gummo's pompous attitude:

 Exzibit B.......in Gummo's pompous attitude:

OUR LITTLE GUMMO.......ALL GROWN UP NOW.    ANDDDDDD.........i forgot to add that Gummo told us yesterday that he is officially not the resident 40 year old virgin anymore.  he officially SMUSHED!  and in his words, "i couldn't show up on friday cuz i got laid with a grenade."