LIFE IS VERY BORING LATELY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONZ:
1.) I've had the same hairstyle for too long, and i feel bored with my looks. I need to change it up....
2.) Trailer Matt is gone for 2 weeks, and i miss him. There's no one to punch, make fun of, or steal lunch money from.
3.) I only went bombing once last weekend, and didn't get faded...cuz i was gonna try to become a respectable classy bitch. It's boring, don't do it. It's better to let lose and get shitfaced. Fuck yeah!
I should go clubbing or something. I feel so BORED OUTTA MY MIND! LET'S GO!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
everyone is going to watch the sweet sixteen, and i dont know what to do with my evening and my rife.
* the FNG is going to Greenhouse to look for asian car import models. (he hangs in Jay-Z crowd.) (i hate girls that are like the asian car import style and walk next to dante ross....it makes me embarressed)
* The resident Trailer dude is going to some $1 beer bar in Willy B....with his tight couderoy pants
* Tara the Riviera is going to hang with her sorority sistas and do blow job shots at Brother Jimmys...
* Nemer just left without saying bye....
* Hutch is waiting on some slut to come over....
* The Chode is gonna go buy more Hummus and carrots at C-Town
AND ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! I HAVE NO PRANS! Today all day....i kept checking my phone to see if i got any missed calls and text messages..........but Nope. Nothing on my screen. And Trailer Matt just lauged in my face, making me feel unpopular. Can you believe that little loser tried to make me feel insecure?
He's a loser. TRAILER MATT....YOU ARE THE LOSER OF LOSERS...AND NO, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BOOM BOOM ME, EVEN IF I WAS BLIND, DEAF, AND MUTE.
IM GOING TO EAT SOUL FOOD BY MYSELF AGAIN. like i did in atlanta this weekend.
SWEET SIXTEEN IS OVERRATED....AND IT CAN JUST SUCK IT!
* FNG = Fucking New Guy
* the FNG is going to Greenhouse to look for asian car import models. (he hangs in Jay-Z crowd.) (i hate girls that are like the asian car import style and walk next to dante ross....it makes me embarressed)
* The resident Trailer dude is going to some $1 beer bar in Willy B....with his tight couderoy pants
* Tara the Riviera is going to hang with her sorority sistas and do blow job shots at Brother Jimmys...
* Nemer just left without saying bye....
* Hutch is waiting on some slut to come over....
* The Chode is gonna go buy more Hummus and carrots at C-Town
AND ME?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! I HAVE NO PRANS! Today all day....i kept checking my phone to see if i got any missed calls and text messages..........but Nope. Nothing on my screen. And Trailer Matt just lauged in my face, making me feel unpopular. Can you believe that little loser tried to make me feel insecure?
He's a loser. TRAILER MATT....YOU ARE THE LOSER OF LOSERS...AND NO, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BOOM BOOM ME, EVEN IF I WAS BLIND, DEAF, AND MUTE.
IM GOING TO EAT SOUL FOOD BY MYSELF AGAIN. like i did in atlanta this weekend.
SWEET SIXTEEN IS OVERRATED....AND IT CAN JUST SUCK IT!
* FNG = Fucking New Guy
Sunday, March 20, 2011
"I _____Julie S. Lee______ hereby solemnly promise to myself that i will abstain from the temptations of alcohol. Even though I love having fun, getting tipsy, and even straight shitfaced, and seeing cute guys with drunken goggles......I rearize there has to be more to life than getting wasted every weekend. (Actually in new york city, there's not) But, nevertheless.....i'm gonna get my priorities straight (whatever they are), and i guess ill try to stay at home on friday and saturday nights and watch Law and Order and read a book. (i hate reading). I am officially saying buhbye to Cranberry Vodka, Pineapple Vodka, Strawberry Margarita, and my favorite......Mr. Patron......let my boring life begin."
_____Julie Lee_________
Electronic Signature
___March 20, 2011______
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_____Julie Lee_________
Electronic Signature
___March 20, 2011______
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
LETS GET IRISH
"Man, i never celebrated St Patricks day, thas some white boy shit."
- Dre
hahaha, my boss is funny. except when i don't call Steve from next. :(
WHO WANTS TO GO BOMBING?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
how could you not listen to this song, and think this man is amazing x 10,000. and i normally don't even like music. but the more i heard this song, i was like,......"dayam, THIS FOO AiiiiiiiiiiiTE!"
and after i heard even more songs.....i was like......."dayyyyyyammmmmm.....THIS FOO IS AMAZINGNESS."
yummy goody amazingness.
im having concentration issues lately. i dunno where you are, but here in new york city....we have been walking around in sleeping bags to keep warm...and this friday is supposed to finarry be in the 70's! im defintely gonna wear something slutty.
i love spring in new york. it makes you wanna fall in love, and all sorts of cheesy shit. like buy a bike with a basket in the front, and put flowers in it. i've always wanted to do that. maybe i should invest in a vespa now that i live in the city.
CAN'T WAIT FOR SPRING AND SUMMER!!! LONG BEACH, SURF LESSONS, VOLLEBALL, MINI SKIRTS, TANK TOPS, PINKBERRY AND GELATOS, SUNGLASSES, HOT DOGS, CONEY ISLAND...............and COSTCO AMOUNTS OF PATRON......
: : : : : : : : BRING THE PAIN : : : : : : : : :
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
DUDE! DID YOU KNOW ALL DIRTY BROKEASS LOOKING HIPSTERS ARE ACTURRY RICH TRUST FUND BABIES?!
NOW THAS SOME BUHLSHIT.
ITS LIKE GOING BACKWARDS IN LIFE. BORN RICH, BUT TRY TO FRONT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER. AS BOBBY WOULD SAY, "FUCK OUTTA HERE."
US NORMAL PEOPLE, WE HAVE A SAYING, "FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT." AT LEAST TRAILER MATT KEEPS IT REAL. HE'S A REAL HIPSTER. HE'S AT THE $0.99 PIZZA JOINT EVERYDAY CUZ HE ACTURRY BWOKE.
NOW THAS SOME BUHLSHIT.
ITS LIKE GOING BACKWARDS IN LIFE. BORN RICH, BUT TRY TO FRONT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER. AS BOBBY WOULD SAY, "FUCK OUTTA HERE."
US NORMAL PEOPLE, WE HAVE A SAYING, "FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT." AT LEAST TRAILER MATT KEEPS IT REAL. HE'S A REAL HIPSTER. HE'S AT THE $0.99 PIZZA JOINT EVERYDAY CUZ HE ACTURRY BWOKE.
hi
i havn't updated this glob in eonz.
alot has happened to me since last time i was on here.
like.............
...........likeeeeeee......................um.......well..............
......well.......you know................the...same ol..................
i told the pastor's wife on sunday that lately it's all im rearry good at. just working and drinking. drinking and working....and then drinking and drinking. i graduated from my usual pineapple vodkas, and went straight to the patron.
friday was one of the funnest nights of my entire rife. all i know, is that when i rooked at that crock, it was 4:39am. Thas a world record for me. When i woke up next morning 11:31am, looked in that mirror, lipstick smeared, eye makeup smeared, hair in a birds nest, skirt all shifted around......and a monster headache. HOW IS IT THAT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THAT MUCH FUN?!?!?!? I REARRY DON'T KNOW, BUT IT IS TRURY POSSIBLE.
So it all started with Tara the Riviera during Friday at work. We were both stressed from chasing orders for our difficurt bosses all week, and all we wanted to do was bomb like donkey kongs. soooo....we were off to esquina. man, i rolled up to that door, intimidated as can be....all these pretty girls lined up and ready to walk in, were being straight rejected at the door. and i thought to myself, "oh man, if these woman, so hipster, so cool, so tall can't get in......i'm gonna be fuh sho rejected like a Trailer Matt." but you know what, my homegirl told me to quit my insecurity and walk up to that bitch like i was a SOMEBODY. My first word to the doorman, "Ummm............Hi."
and i got scared. wondered if i should just walk away.....
then he took one look at my jacket...and goes, "Oh how could i forget you and your Prada Jacket!" (and it ain't even prada). Then he whispered to his walkie talkie he was sending 2 down.
AM I AMAZING, OR AM I AMAZING?! NOT EVEN A SOCIALITE. AND I SLEEP WITH MY SOCKS ON. Don't need to say a word, but "Hi". Like Little Julius getting into Strokers.
so that was it. that was the jumpoff. after that...the rest of the night is a blur, cuz i all i know is that by the time TJ walked in...she was wasted on whisky....and i was buying everyone and their mother a shot of that yummy Patron goodness. Then.....we got bored. So we walked over to Gold Bar.......but Bobby Massey bursted my bubble by telling me that Gold Bar is for rookies and ppl like Trailer Matt on Fridays, so we were off. Then we walked over to kenmare...and rest of the night is a blur, cuz all i remember was hearing music and dancing my little korean feet away all night long.
WHY IS HAVING FUN SO MUCH FUN? I LOVE HAVING FUN!
im so thankful that I have friends like TJ who inspire me to work hard, and use my leftover money on booze. F* chanel bags! we wanna have FUUUUUUUUNNNNN....
i havn't updated this glob in eonz.
alot has happened to me since last time i was on here.
like.............
...........likeeeeeee......................um.......well..............
......well.......you know................the...same ol..................
B - O - M - B - I - N - G
i told the pastor's wife on sunday that lately it's all im rearry good at. just working and drinking. drinking and working....and then drinking and drinking. i graduated from my usual pineapple vodkas, and went straight to the patron.
friday was one of the funnest nights of my entire rife. all i know, is that when i rooked at that crock, it was 4:39am. Thas a world record for me. When i woke up next morning 11:31am, looked in that mirror, lipstick smeared, eye makeup smeared, hair in a birds nest, skirt all shifted around......and a monster headache. HOW IS IT THAT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THAT MUCH FUN?!?!?!? I REARRY DON'T KNOW, BUT IT IS TRURY POSSIBLE.
So it all started with Tara the Riviera during Friday at work. We were both stressed from chasing orders for our difficurt bosses all week, and all we wanted to do was bomb like donkey kongs. soooo....we were off to esquina. man, i rolled up to that door, intimidated as can be....all these pretty girls lined up and ready to walk in, were being straight rejected at the door. and i thought to myself, "oh man, if these woman, so hipster, so cool, so tall can't get in......i'm gonna be fuh sho rejected like a Trailer Matt." but you know what, my homegirl told me to quit my insecurity and walk up to that bitch like i was a SOMEBODY. My first word to the doorman, "Ummm............Hi."
and i got scared. wondered if i should just walk away.....
then he took one look at my jacket...and goes, "Oh how could i forget you and your Prada Jacket!" (and it ain't even prada). Then he whispered to his walkie talkie he was sending 2 down.
AM I AMAZING, OR AM I AMAZING?! NOT EVEN A SOCIALITE. AND I SLEEP WITH MY SOCKS ON. Don't need to say a word, but "Hi". Like Little Julius getting into Strokers.
so that was it. that was the jumpoff. after that...the rest of the night is a blur, cuz i all i know is that by the time TJ walked in...she was wasted on whisky....and i was buying everyone and their mother a shot of that yummy Patron goodness. Then.....we got bored. So we walked over to Gold Bar.......but Bobby Massey bursted my bubble by telling me that Gold Bar is for rookies and ppl like Trailer Matt on Fridays, so we were off. Then we walked over to kenmare...and rest of the night is a blur, cuz all i remember was hearing music and dancing my little korean feet away all night long.
WHY IS HAVING FUN SO MUCH FUN? I LOVE HAVING FUN!
im so thankful that I have friends like TJ who inspire me to work hard, and use my leftover money on booze. F* chanel bags! we wanna have FUUUUUUUUNNNNN....
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
I FEEL FREAKIN' FANTASTIC TODAY! NORMALLY I FEEL LIKE LIFE SUCKS ASS.
BUT FOR SOME REASON I AM IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD THIS MORNING! AND I DIDNT EVEN NEED ALCHOHOL, OR WEED, OR COCAINE TO FEEL THIS WAY! I JUST WOKE UP, SAW BLUE SKIES, AND SUN, AND HAD A CUP OF COFFEE, AND REARIZED THAT I LOVE LIFE AND MY FAMILY!!!!
YEAH! LETS GO BOMBING TONITE AND CELEBRATE THE GOOD LIFE!
DRINKS ON BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
update....Tara the Riviera bruised her tailbone snowboarding last week, so she needs to sit on donuts. BOBBY, BRING THE WOMAN A FREAKIN' BLOW UP DONUT WON'T YOU!!!!!
BUT FOR SOME REASON I AM IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD THIS MORNING! AND I DIDNT EVEN NEED ALCHOHOL, OR WEED, OR COCAINE TO FEEL THIS WAY! I JUST WOKE UP, SAW BLUE SKIES, AND SUN, AND HAD A CUP OF COFFEE, AND REARIZED THAT I LOVE LIFE AND MY FAMILY!!!!
YEAH! LETS GO BOMBING TONITE AND CELEBRATE THE GOOD LIFE!
DRINKS ON BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
update....Tara the Riviera bruised her tailbone snowboarding last week, so she needs to sit on donuts. BOBBY, BRING THE WOMAN A FREAKIN' BLOW UP DONUT WON'T YOU!!!!!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
herro - guuuuuuuh mohnin....... herro - guuuuuuuuuh mohnin!
this past weekend was beyond amazing. it was fun after fun, after booze, after fun, after booze after fun.
i did all this in the past weekend: went to maxfish, went to rosarios, went to bobs, ended up at NoodleTown, made Steak and Shrimp tacos from scratch, went to ferraras, bought my first bottle of white wine, went snowboarding, ate southern food at chat and chew, celebrated dre's birthday at soulfood restuarant Melbas, learned how to do the Dougie, and went back to maxfish. WHY IS LIFE SO FUN AND AMAZING? AND WHY AM I SO GOOD AT CONSUMING CALORIES?
NeWaYz, the cherry on top was definitely snowboarding. normally i don't like to go with beginners cuz they all suck, and i ain't wait for nobody, but since these peeps are my homies, my heart softened. bobby showed up too and he was donezo after the first run, but i forced him to go through Hellgate (double black d's), and he overcame his fear of heights and steep runs. here are some pics:
Yeahhhhhhh kid, here's cutie Pammy getting ready to shred.....
And there she goes, helmet on....concentrating on her moves......
but then...."woahhh.....ooohhh noo....." she feels a bit unbalanced....not sure what to do...
and there she goes......"TIMBERRRR" mumbling to herself, "oohhhhh, ouchiee.......ugh....hellllp me."
Tara and Bobby were drinking whisky between their runs
Bobby lookin pro at the bar, (but not on the slopes)
Cutie snow bunnies....
Tara the Riveria....a natural...she was good!
so much fun. im going back before the season ends.
btw....last nite at Dre's dinner, they were playing soul music at the soulfood restaurant, and my coworkers taught me how to do the DOUGIE. did you even know there was such a thing? i first discovered it last nite. so i practiced this morning in the shower.......and at work......
this past weekend was beyond amazing. it was fun after fun, after booze, after fun, after booze after fun.
i did all this in the past weekend: went to maxfish, went to rosarios, went to bobs, ended up at NoodleTown, made Steak and Shrimp tacos from scratch, went to ferraras, bought my first bottle of white wine, went snowboarding, ate southern food at chat and chew, celebrated dre's birthday at soulfood restuarant Melbas, learned how to do the Dougie, and went back to maxfish. WHY IS LIFE SO FUN AND AMAZING? AND WHY AM I SO GOOD AT CONSUMING CALORIES?
NeWaYz, the cherry on top was definitely snowboarding. normally i don't like to go with beginners cuz they all suck, and i ain't wait for nobody, but since these peeps are my homies, my heart softened. bobby showed up too and he was donezo after the first run, but i forced him to go through Hellgate (double black d's), and he overcame his fear of heights and steep runs. here are some pics:
Yeahhhhhhh kid, here's cutie Pammy getting ready to shred.....
And there she goes, helmet on....concentrating on her moves......
but then...."woahhh.....ooohhh noo....." she feels a bit unbalanced....not sure what to do...
and there she goes......"TIMBERRRR" mumbling to herself, "oohhhhh, ouchiee.......ugh....hellllp me."
Tara and Bobby were drinking whisky between their runs
Bobby lookin pro at the bar, (but not on the slopes)
Cutie snow bunnies....
Tara the Riveria....a natural...she was good!
so much fun. im going back before the season ends.
btw....last nite at Dre's dinner, they were playing soul music at the soulfood restaurant, and my coworkers taught me how to do the DOUGIE. did you even know there was such a thing? i first discovered it last nite. so i practiced this morning in the shower.......and at work......
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