i would love to talk about how amazing last night was, but i am too hungover right now.
in a nutshell our company dinner was filled with:
* Spitzers
* Patron Shots
* Proposing to the bosses that we should smoke weed and do cocaine
* "Clean out my warehouse"
* "Dre acts hard, but he's actually really soft"
* "But Hutch is the softest"
* More Patron Shots
* Dre scored baskets at NRF game and beat Louche the Douche
* My pickup line to some dude last night, "What foo, I OWN G-Shock"
* Santo's
* John turning into Johnner
* Interns paying cab driver an extra $20 so he would take their manager Johnner home
* And somewhere in between, i hit on a sexy 23 year old uptown Brazilian, and told him i wish he was 30
On a side note, our meanest boss Ari got married today. Yes, his wife signed her life away. She is definitely thinking on behalf of her next generation to go to such drastic measures. That's true love.
This is the same dude that once said to my face while i was eating a powdered donut, "Julie, you might as well take that donut and glue it to your hip." And i just kept eating, with white powder all over my face, and then he goes, "AND YOU'RE STILL EATING THAT DONUT! so get your 2nd one, and glue it to your left hip." The men here are so mean.
Congrats to Lex and Ari. If that ain't Beauty and the Beast, i don't know what Beauty and the Beast is.
just kidding Ari! don't fire me!
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