there is so much goin on at foundation showroom i dunno where to start!
for appetizers..........im at agenda tradeshow, and none of the bosses are here. to celebrate, tara and her homie copped a field last nite. While they were getting free drinks and some tongue action from good looking skater men, i was sleeping. man, i walked into that bar and saw 1 TOO MANY DUDES WITH SKINNY JEANS AND A BEANIE. ain't trying to make out with a trailer matt. but dayam, i always miss out on the good stuff. One day, i hope i can cop a field like Tara the Riviera.....
so guess who's the boss in charge right now....brawny man John. he hasn't gotten drunk at all during this show. he eats his steak and potatoes at 8pm and calls it a night a 10pm. then we seen him get up early to take "conference calls" at 7am. im so proud that Lisa got him whooped and turned him into a responsible businessman. i remember like 4 years ago, john used to walk into the showroom with free subway coupons, cuz the girls at subway eat fresh were trying to cop a field with him. now, he's whooped, but responsible and hard working. and he bosses me around, and forces me to carry 60 pounds of linesheets while he has 1 tiny carry-on with his personal outfits.
whatelse......Ari is getting hitched tomorrow in puerto rico. LEX, YOU STILL HAVE 24 HOURS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE! DON'T DO IT. ME AND TARA FEEL FOR YOU!
just kidding Ari! don't fire me! you will make a great husband, and you cook like a chinese fast food chef! remember that time when you walked into my office corner and tried to make fun of my peoples:
i miss everyone. i hate LA!
bye!
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