so im gonna keep it moving with my bad ass. it's gonna be ronery without my roomie Leah the Slaya cuz she's going home for the harridays. it'll be just me, Papi, and Apollo. I hope i don't end up crying on christmas day. John told me to go rent the Big Lebowski, cuz it'll remind me of him.
On a HAPPY NOTE.......guess who was the mother f&ckin champions of the 1st annual bowl off..............drumroll..............................the mother f&ckin' FOUNDATION SHOWROOM! Boss was right, WE ONLY PLAY TO WIN.
it was a pretty close game, and even though Dre racially profiled me and kicked me off the team, i was the team captain. So was Ari, he was yelling threats to fire the teammates if they didn't win. I patted Trailer Matt and Louche the Douche on the bootie everytime they went up. Like how they do it in football. Everytime I smacked Matt's flat bootie, it gave him that extra motivation to win, cuz he ain't gotten ass in a long time.
But you know who really amazed me?!?!?! A long time ago Hutch told the showroom that "black men ain't bowl." yesterday, the heavens opened and fire descended on Dre Hayes. lemme tell you, i ain't never seen a black man bowl like the way i seen Dre hayes bowl yesterday. X's after X's after X's, and you know Hutch walked the lanes like he was ownin' it, as if he was living through Dre's glory.
It was kinda funny, cuz for the 2nd game, Foundation went against Source magazine and i seen our men go at it with the hip hop magazine. Some notable quotes during that game:
Owner of Source Mag referring to Trailer Matt: "Oh no, here comes Cable Guy"
John Nemer to the Source owner, "People still read The Source?"
Ari to John, "Isn't that an online blog?"
Louche the Douche intern to the owner of Source Magazine, "Dude, out of 300, you got a score of 50. Our lowest player has doubled your score."
Juelz to owner of Source when he extended his hand to shake mine, I reached out my hand then pulled it back behind my ears and said, "SiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKE"
I am so proud of our boys. They may be douche bags during work, (except the bosses, don't fire me Ari), but man oh man....when it comes to BOWLING........WE ARE THE MOTHER F&CKING CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.
My boss may look like an NBA player....
but he ain't. he just bowls....
The Boys....
Jason Biggs aka Hipster Luciano aka LOUCHE THE DOUCHE....
SUGE KNIGHT AND CABLE MAN...
DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S OUTFIT, THIS MAN CAN B-O-W-L....
Sucks that there were no good looking men at the event.
Pammy came to support us. Isn't she so cute! Bobby used to hit on her everyday and always got rejected.
Team Awesome
These men were BORN TO WIN.
And their prizes......
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