lemme tell you bout the black men in my office......

first of all.....black men is the politically correct way to refer to Dre, Hutch, Sheed, Little Orange Julius, and Mik.  Cuz when i first got the job at Foundation like 4 years ago, I referred to my boss dre as "African American" and he responded, "WHAT GIRL!  Why you sayin African American, I'M BLAHCK!"  Ever since then, it is A-OK to call dre black, like Trailer Matt is white.  :)   but, do not call me yellow, cuz that sounds weird.

Anyways.....today our resident intern, Dre calls him Little Julius.....(i call him Little Orange Julius) was playing some sexin' music on full blast.  Him and Sheed were listening to it together.......(pause).......and i commented on how weird it was.  Then Sheed said, "Girl, you need a BLACK man in yo' life.  And get some soul in you."

That's what's so awesome bout black men.  They got soul.  I noticed it when Antwain was imitating Dre's Insanity workout positions, he did some intense back and forth pelvic thrust movements.  Wheras if Trailer Matt did it, he would just kinda wobble. 

And I overheard Sheed tell Tara the Riveria that a true soul black man would have silk sheets.  So he could just slide onto the bed.  And Little Julius added that he would also have velvet walls and a mirror over his bed.


WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW......i ain't never had a man with silk sheets, velvet walls, and a mirror over his bed.

btw.......the black men got soul even at an early age.......who knew this little dude woulda became my boss someday!