Wednesday, December 15, 2010

hi world

today at Foundation showroom we are having our Holiday Dinner.  i tried to wear a nice outfit and look festive, but dre definitely knows how to kill my buzz.  He said, "Well look at you, trying to look like a korean pop star."   The bosses are making us eat dinner at 5pm at Spitzers and then sending us to the NRF bball game.  Uncle Dre and Louche the Douche (intern) are playing against each other, so it should be interesting seeing whether the intern can open a can of whoop ass on the boss.  Sounds like a lose lose situation to me, cuz Louche the Douche doesn't wanna let his team down and needs to reject Dre's shots, but then again, if you stunt on the boss at the peon stage of your career, the dude will always have the power to HIRE or FIRE.......

on my last note, my favorite conversations in the showroom are always between the intern Orange Julius, Sheed, and Trailer Matt.  They huddle together like they are at recess and talk all sorts of nonsense, cuz they are in that stage where they are still young and innocent, and haven't entered the "Antwain" era yet.  In fact, i don't even think they have done the boom boom yet.   And Sheed even commented to Matt that's it's okay to always get to 3rd base, and never have homeruns.  At lease he has consistency, Sheed calls Matt the king of fingerblastin.  NeWayZ....sheed started playing Matt some Teddy Pendergrass to show him how to one day hit a homerun.  This is new for a guy like Matt, cuz in North Dakota, all they play is Taylor Swift and Maroon 5.  They ain't got SOUL like brotha Hutch and Little Julius.  Ya'know?  Once Hutch played that exact song for me and started swaying his hips, and snapped his wolverine fingers, and said, "Julie, what you know bout Teddy Pendergrass.  This the kind of music that makes you wanna take the protection off."

ZANNNNNNNNNNNNNG!   Hopefully Trailer Matt will learn a thing or two from Little Julius and Sheed, and get some soul in him.

xoxo

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