sheeeeattle

herro world.

i am in beautiful seattle right now.  acturry, my parents moved to the boonies, and we are like an hr out from downtown.  i rubbbb their new house!  so many pine trees, so much land, no neighbors, and just peace and quiet.

 today my dad took me to costco (his favorite store on the face of the planet) and we bought christmas wreaths for his new house.  it was cute hanging the wreath together, cuz when i was growing up, we didn't get along much, but now that im older we have squashed all the cultural and generational differences, and just love each other.  the way a father and daughter should be!

Now i am baking him banana nut bread.

my dad cannot pronounce L's........cuz in the korean dialect, we don't have a letter equivalent...but we do have the R sound.  so my dad named his shit-zoo Lucky.  but everytime he calls his pet, he calls him.....Rucky.  so now, i call my dad's dog Rucky too.  In fact, cuz i love my parents so much, i'm gonna start pronouncing my L's with R's.

okie, see you rater!

rub,
juree ree

heppy heppy harridays!

today is wack cuz there are only 4 people in the office, Brawny Man, Trailer Matt, Leah the Slaya, and Bob Marley Jr.  Not even the bosses are here....there were probably booozin' it up last night.

NeWAyz......this morning I was telling trailer Matt my situation when it comes to money.  After all the billz are paid, most people have a few hundos to survive until the next payday.  Except when u like Uncle Dre....sittin' on cash and beamers.

This is a normal person's thought process when it comes to budgeting their allowance money (assuming rent/bills are paid):

Priority 1:  Food (gotta survive)

Priority 2:  MTA card (gotta get on the subways to go from work to the bars)

Priority 3:  Alcohol (gotta get drunk on Tuesdays, Wed, Thurs, Fri, and Saturdays to blow off all that steam from work)

This is my thought process when it comes to budgeting money (assuming rent/bills are paid):

Priority 1:  Clothes (gotta look good wherever you go, so men and women think you a fine ass human being)

Priority 2:  Cabs (when you got that fly outfit and 5 inch heels, you don't wana ruin ur game by taking the train)

Priority 3:  Food (if you game is done right, then you would have men buying your food and drinks...so that's why it's important to get Priority 1 & 2 done right.  And spending less on Priority 3 will help give you more money for Priority 1)


Okie Dokes!  Back to workie  :)

im gonna get drunk tonite and smoke some weed.

BOMBING IS BOMBIN.........

that was my bbm status last nite.  hung out with my coworkers....and ended up at BOB's.  i am so exhauzted today.  :(   They made us come into work early to clean the showroom, and offered us free bagels and pizza.  i coulda used the extra hours of sleep, and drunk dialed my boss Dre last night to ask him if i could come later.  But by the time he picked up the phone at 12am, i chickened out to ask, and just fronted like i wanted him to come hang out with us.  Tara showed no support during the phone call and just ran across the street.

today, Antwain was trying to teach me how to have "game" when i go out.  he was playing all his fave songs, like Teddy Pendergrass and a bunch of other sexin' music i never heard of.   Pretty cheesy.  He was telling me how i gotta walk with confidence and give the look like I already own the men that i'm subconciously trying to have buy me drinks.  Oh man, my walk and stare is so horrible.  Not Pammy though, she was at the dirtbag bar last nite, and dudes buying her shotz.
zannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!  im gonna work on my game this wknd, so Tony Parker can buy me a drink next time he sees me.

btw.....Foundation Word of the week:  fingerblastin   .......  the derelicts in our showroom been using that word left and right. 

NRF recap

herro.

so...yesterday my roomie Princess Leah and I went to the NRF bball game in LES.....and lemme tell ya.....if you're a single woman....looking to meet a handsome, athletic, career driven man.....this is most definitely the place to be.  i swear the guy to girl ratio is like 40:1.  And some of these guys can really play ball.  I'll tell you, I never seen Eric Raymundo like the way i did last night.  When i first met that foo like 2 years ago, i just thought he was whatevs......typical 10 deep downtown kid.....but after last night, and seeing his gunz, 3 pointers, and cocky little attitude on the court....dayam...he AiiiiiiiiiiTE!  ya'know'whada'im'sayin!!!  And i gotta hand it to my intern Louche and bossman Dre.  They were awesome on the court, and both their teams won, Go Team SHOX and TEAM TERMINATOR!  It was fun cheering them on, and watching the guys play basketball.  I never really cared about a man having some athletic skills, but after last night, dayam....i think i should be dating an NBA player!

okie, back to work emailz......

To all the single ladies, Nike Recess Federation takes place on Wednesday nights in LES....and theres more fishies in the pond than a night at La Esquina!...ya'know'whada'im'sayin.....ya'know'whada'im'sayin!!!!

 Here's the 10 Deep normal Eric:

Here's the NBA Eric:

ZAAAAAAAAAAANG!

GO TEAM FOUNDATION! F* YEAH!

Today here at the foundation showroom is GAMEDAY.  We don't raise no losers here!  (Except trailer Matt)

Terminator Dre and Louch the Douche will be playing in their first NRF game.  Leah the Slaya and I may go cheer them on.....after we eat at our 50% off sushi spot.

you can see the league here:  http://nrfbasketball.com/rosters

I'm going to apply the same kind of pressure on Terminator Dre to win, that he applies on me to sell watches.  I wanna see some mother f*in buckets, some cookies, and some horsin.  And trailer Matt added, "Dre, we wanna see you make it rain."   There is no Plan B, we raise winners up in this bitch.  dang, i shoulda been a rapper.....that sounds like a rap song.

back to cold callin!

byee!

1/4 LIFE CRY-SIS

i mos def think im having a quarter life crisis.  i feel so ronery and bwoke, and sad.  :(   i don't think even a shopping trip to topshop will cheer me up.  i just straight miss my boo .....  and it's like learning to live without a right arm.  and he would never even call me a boo....... just plain poo.

im goin to write a poem:


i hate the holidays, they really do suck
esp when your stuck with no luck
it's just papi, apollo, and me...
and i can't even make a family tree...
no boom boom, no manhandling unlike tara...
she lives life like she's from the riviera...
lucky bitch....i want a life without a hitch...
cuz i once was a boo....but now im poo...
God...im not sure bout this year in review....
pls help 2011 to be better....

venting

isnt it retarded how women who post millions of risque photos of themselves get all the attention from retarded guys......actually, those are the type of guys i would stay away from..so i guess it's okay.  it ain't like im asexual, but....some things you should keep in secrect to make all the more exciting.  i know i pack alot of heat all day long, but dayam...its not like i need to show it off 24/7.  and then, on those days that i do look a little more sexy texy style....ppl get all surprised and happy.  i think its better that way in my opinion. 

anywayz, the men in my showroom annoy me.

im going home.

byeee!!!

xoxo

BUENOS DIAS

CHIPOTLE IS AWESOMENESS x 10,000.

I LOVE IT MORE THAN ROLLER COASTERS, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, AND CATS.

PRAISE GOD THAT HE CREATED CHIPOTLE!



 i have sour cream on my face......ohhhhhhhhh i love it.

im soOoOoooO RONERY....

i need some rapper to start wearing 2 g-shocks, one for each wrist on his next rapper video.  it will help me tremendously for work.  uncle dre doesnt realize im only 1 little peon with very little influence in our culture.  you can tell cuz i only have 12 followers, and they are all my coworkers.  and before i canceld my facebook account, i only had 53 friends, when Tara the Riviera has 532 friends, and even Trailer Matt has like 358 friends.  My social life is way behind.  :(

normally i don't care to know alot of people, cuz in new york they just want to use you for something anyways.  the people who were friends with me when i was a nobody will be my same homies when i finally become a somebody.  but considering that im single and broke and rohn-rey (thats how a korean would pronounce lonely)....i don't know when that will happen!!!!

actuary....Kim Jong Il in TEAM AMERICA started the whor ronery thing....do u remembrer:

neWaYz........Do yOu liKe iT wHEn I tYpE my leTterS liKE thiS?  It rEminDS me of Jr. HigH SchoOl when All ThE AsiaNs UsEd to TypE liKE ThiS!  I SOmeTiMEs TyPE mY eMaiL bLaSts To MY buYeRS liKe ThiS.  They LoVe iT!


byeee!