BUMMER OF A WEEK....

Today at Foundation Showroom is the 1st Annual Bowl OFF.  Our league will be playing against other industry companies, 2 of which are in the same building as us.  Ari told us yesterday that if we don't win, we need to pack up our desks and not come back to the office, like he Donald Trump.  He expects our team to deliver so he can have bragging rights next time he sees Sergio, and Lisa in the elevator.  These are all old school garmento sales people, and they just love to outdo each other and rub it in their faces.  Dre booted me off the team yesterday and said, "JULIE, you ain't playing tomorrow.  We need to win.  This ain't no KIMCHI making contest."  Sooo...just like that, i'm off.  But i still went to practice at Rucky strikes last nite.  And although Uncle Dre racially profiles me everyday, he makes up for it by buying me chicken fingers, mac n cheese, and pineapple vodkas, and my game of bowling.  I love Uncle Dre!!!

on a different note, have you ever.............in life.............met someone that came up to you at a bar and said, "Have you seen my lost dog, it's a white shitzoo named Buttons" and was super turned off, but after an hour into your conversation considered that this person could possibly be future baby daddy........and then that person wanted to hang out with you some more at the end of the night.....but your girlfriends kinda cock block your game, so you end up being torn whether to stick around with this guy that is asking for 20 more minutes of your life, but your girlfriend grabs your coat to lead you out the door......but in your heart of hearts find this person extremely charming and hot....but you end up leaving with your homies so you don't end up being a one-nite-stand, nor a sellout to your girls......but in the car ride home, you kinda regret not hanging out with that person who coulda been the man of your dreams......and what sucks the most is that the douche bag never even asked for your number, but gave you his website......but then why would he want to hang out more.....probably just to do the boom boom huh?...

well, that happened to me at esquina.  when i came to work yesterday, the girls helped me write up 3 potential emails to send to this fella named Adam:


Email #1: (tara's version)

Hi Adam!

I had a really nice time hanging out with you saturday night.  Just wondering if you will be in nyc again anytime soon, so we can go for round 2.

Julie

Email #2:  (My+Leah's version)

Hey Adam!

Just checked out your site, very cool.  It was nice meeting you, glad you found Button's.

Hope to see you again!  :)

Julie

Email #3:  (Trailer Matt's version)

Hi!

I think you're hot and we should probably boom boom next time.

Julie

I ended up using Hutch's version.  See below for his little additions:

He hasn't responded.  He was probably playing me for a fool, and i fell for it.  Trailer Matt said, "Julie even though you're rejected, don't worry bout it.  Look at Little Julius (16 yr old intern), he's been rejected his whole life and he's still survived."

GREAT, NOW THAT I'M 30, LOSERS LIKE TRAILER MATT PUT ME ON THE LEVEL OF OUR 16 YEAR OLD INTERNS.  i should have more swagger than that!  :(