Gummo has decided to move on to better things in his life. I actually thought he had reach his peak...being a peon in this office. But once again, if God can move mountains, God can surely open great opportunities for Trailer Matt. Im really really sad. I have some of the most special memories with Gummo. He let me give him titty twisters everyday, he taught me how to make fun of asians with fobby accents, he showed me how to not be prejudice against people with only $5 in their bank account, he showed me that people who eat hamburger helper really arn't always obese, but most of all.....Gummo was my first skinny white non-skater..but tried to look like a skater friend. He carried a skateboard with him (but it was just for looks. he didnt know how to ride it....it matched his Supreme t-shirt)
I still remember the beginning, when he applied for an internship....he sat on the couch with his backpack...looking like the geek he is....timid as Fievel....scared to talk to Dre...but we seen this dude, like little Fievel...make a life for himself in the Big Apple. And dog gone it....this dude survived on pennies...saved up...ate mac n cheese...and lived in some ghetto ass apartment with holes in the ceiling...and he made it. He made something of his geeky self. I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. maybe....just maybe...if the stars are aligned.....he will even get laid someday. but i dunno...cuz matt is always talking bout how he wants to "save himself for marraige"......
anywayz.....matt still has 1 week left..........but already miss him!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GREW SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR SUCH A LOSER LIKE MATT? THIS IS SOOOOOO NOT LIKE ME, CUZ NORMALLY IM SUPERFICIAL AND HATE PEOPLE.....
GUMMO....MY LITTLE FIEVEL......