Tuesday, December 7, 2010

my fone bwoke :(

good evening world.

today, my phone bwoke.   for so long, people told me how ghetto and outdated my 5 year old blackberry was, and that i should upgrade so i can look cool like everyone else.  but honestly, i know i am so fly even without an upgraded phone. 

because i have been so faithful to my phone and at&t.....i was eligible for a FULL (not partial) upgrade!  the sales woman was trying to convince me to get the newest blackberry Touch for $99, but honestly, i wanted whatever phone was FREE, cuz im trying to be money concious....like when dre yells at me for making color print copies...instead of black/white.

well.....from one sales woman to another, this woman pitched me an amazing presentation, and i walked out that store with a new iphone 4G.  and that was pretty much my entire "spending money" for food/booze/clothes/shoes.  now I AM BWOKE!   thas a saleswoman.  i think im like that too!  Im good at selling people things that they didn't initially want or need.

lastly..........i sent an email to some of my coworkers for their cell phone numbers, and this is the response from the men:








THE MEN IN MY SHOWROOM ANNOY ME!  EWWW....CAN YOU BELIEVE TRAILER MATT WOULD THINK I WOULD NEED HIM FOR BOOTY CALLS.......STRAIGHT DEE-SKU-TING.

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