I was minding my own bizness, and walking to the back of the showroom to give my expense report to Tara, when i noticed this man speaking to Hutch and Sheed to get a Play Clothes account. I don't know what in the hell was goin on, but I overheard him say, "YOU DON'T FEED ME, IT'S NOT FAIR, SO I COME TO YOU FIRST, I'M NOT LEAVING! AND YOU DON'T SELL ME CUZ IM BLACK. WHITE MAN COMES TO GET THE BRAND, BUT WHEN I COME... YOU DON'T GIVE TO ME CUZ IM BLACK" (with some crazy ass African accent) And i turned back around to check out this dude, and the crazy thing is HUTCH IS BLACK, and owner of Play Clothes is Clipse and they Black too. and Sheed the rep is black too.
I was trying to not be nosey, but you know when drama starts brewing, and men with testosterone gonna start shit in this office....you can't help but get pumped up...
SOOOOOOOO.......eventually Hutch tries to calm down this angry man and walk him out of the office politely. And people just minding their own bizness, except me....and then i walk over to the front of the showroom, and notice this guy start raising his voice at Hutch! And if you don't know Hutch, he is one of the bosses of the showroom, and he kinda like that guy that never gets mad, but when he does, everyone runs. His pecs all of sudden become like Incredible Hulk and his shirt starts to shrink. And he has gnarly nails, so he bout to bust out Wolverine side of him too. So this weird man refuses to leave the office, and holy smokes, he threw down his bag on the ground to show that he wasn't leaving. OH MAN OH MAN.......SHIT GOT CRAGEEEEE!
Then all of sudden, I see Hutch go from passive to MASSIVE. He straight unzips his hoodie, like he ready to beat this guys ass, and then uncle dre walks to the scene and tells this dude, "I think you better leave sir, cuz He gonna fuck you up." And then the crazy man says, "IM NOT LEAVING!" Oh man, and then Dre getting all fired up at this point, and straight takes off his heavy chained bracelet and throws it on the couch, cuz now Uncle Dre ready to fuck this man up too. So by THEN, ALL THE MEN IN THE SHOWROOM RUN TO THE SCENE AND START CROWDIN AROUND, and Antwain yells at this dude, "YOU GOT 2 MINUTES BRO!" And then I seen Uncle Hutch moving forward to this dude ready to break his face, and our Big Dude Intern Sid (he's like 260 pounds) runs over to hold back Uncle Hutch. AND then Ari runs over and trying to hold back Hutch and Dre, cuz he knows there's some lawsuits about to go down....but our manager Tara B runs to the elevator and presses the button to hurry and get the elevator dude to show up and escort crazy man out.
Unfortunately, there were no punches thrown. But dayam, HUTCH IS A SCARY DUDE AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM BEAT SOMEONE'S ASS ONE DAY.
Witness Statements:
"I'm gonna start wearing bulletproof vest to work now" -Sheed Play Clothes rep
"HUTCH ain't black, HE GREEN." -Juelz
"I was trying to figure out why Hutch gave him 2 minutes." -Trailer Matt
"Hutch is the protector of the foundation" - Little Orange Julius
"WHen you talk smack to the foundation, you get smacked by the foundation." -Little Orange Julius
LOL....this is the best post yet!! love it!
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