OH HEYALL NO

dude, today i have been going back and forth with the meanest emails from the owner of a big hood online account.  although i appreciate the big ass hood orders, dayam, everyone has a breaking point.  this fool tried to email me and blast me in front of the owners of rp55 and my bosses.

OH   HEYALL    NO

this fool's emails got so long and wordy, at a certain point i didn't even know what he was talking bout.  so when i was trying to respond, i actually didn't know what to say, cuz i didn't know what his point was.  he used words like "didactic", and telling me "to follow directions."


OH   HEYALL    NO

we probably went around like in 10 emails today total, trying to figure out whos gonna pay the outstanding balance of $1500, and then finally i done past my boiling point and wrote this email,

"REALLY, SERIOUSLY.............YOU TAKE UP ALL MY TIME DURING WORK, AND I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR EMAILS.  YOU HAVE THE WORDIEST AND LONGEST EMAILS, AND HONESTLY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.  WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A NEW WAREHOUSE MAN TO DOUBLE CHECK ALL YOUR SHIPMENTS.  OKAY?  CUZ AT END OF DAY YOU AIN'T NORDSTROM, YOU AIN'T BARNEYS, AND HELL....YOU AIN'T EVEN REVOLVE.         SO YOU GOT 2 MINUTES BRO...."

i read my email to dre, and he said stop at my 2nd line, so i wasn't able to send it.  after careful consideration with my feelings and the business side of things, dre helped me write a better email,

"i do not want to go back and forth with you in these emails.  i spoke to chris today, and he mentioned that he was going to speak with you about this matter.  pls speak with chris so you understand what happened, and we can find a resolution.  you have all the information you need, and we want to proceed with payment so we can ship the rest of your brands.  honestly, i love working with your store.  besides this little inconvenience, i have a great relationship with chris and jamila, and i hope we can get past all this.  good night!  -julie"







DUDE, IT'S HARD BEING ME!  I just need a man to find me in the streets and take care of me for the rest of my life so i dont hafta put up with all this BUUUUUHLSHIT. (pronounce the way Antwain and Real Housewives of Atlanta say it)




zang, it's almost 8pm.  i feel sad that i stay this long in the office and have no life.


OH   HEYALL   NO

im leaving.