HYPEBEAST AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME, AND YOU CAN TELL KEVIN MA I SAID THAT

im so happy my coworkers love my glob.  i already have 4 followers and 3 comments below.  before i know it, i will have surpassed the following for hypebeast.  cuz no one cares about the next epaulet military camo plaid collaboration jacket that turns into a tent..........i have far more intersting things to share to the cyber world.

like...........

my coworker John who sits next to me.  he makes bank by selling sneakers, but won't even spot me $2 for a McDonald's sunday (my favorite break time snack).  the interesting thing about John is that he reminds me of the Brawny man.  He is big, white, bald, and very all americana!  he oftentimes makes fun of asians and they way we speak and type, usually there is some kind of grumbling bout how our emails are gramatically incorrect.  Good thing i have a heart of steel, and never let the racisim in the office get me down.  It actually gets me pumped up!  cuz it allows me to fight back...and talk about how John grew up on salisbury steak.  We also have his sidekick named Matt.  Matt is from Fargo, North Dakota and lived in a trailer, and therefore i win every fight, cuz i always have something deragatory to say back to him.  There was once a time when Matt told me to tell my uncle to stop leaving menus on his doorstep.  even though that kinda hurt my feelings, i laughed.

okay...back to workie!  we make uncle dre make tonz o' money...so he can be ballin and get us tables on our next trip to vegas. 

btw....heres a pic of brawny man, that beanie doesnt look very nice on him...