HAPPPPPPY BUSDAY!

I SELL WATCHES LIKE DOLLA CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE-BUHGAHS

CHA-CHING!

CHA-CHING!

CHA-CHING!

ONE STRANGE ENIGMA IN MY LIFE IS THAT I WORK LIKE A DOG, SOMETIMES EVEN PRODUCE RESULTS FOR THE BOSSMAN........AND STILL.....I EAT SALTINE CRACKERS FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.  ALL THE COOL GIRLS IN NYC SHOP AT INTERMIX AND BERGDORF AND HANG OUT PLACES LIKE GREENHOUSE WITH FINANCE MEN.


AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S JUST ME AND JOE DIRT, AT EPSTEINS OR MAX FISH.  I NEED TO UPGRADE SOMETHING IN MY LIFE, CUZ THIS SH* IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!


ON A BUSDAY NOTE....today is bobby sassy's bday.  he is 34 years old.  i first met bobby when snowboarding at mountain creek.  he was checking me out like i was the only woman on the planet, cuz i look so cute in my snow bunny suit, and my gear is so fly, and he was trying to learn how to snowboard from me.  bobby is one of the funniest men i have ever met in my entire life.  he is really good at making people cry.  once at Joe Dirt's birthday party at La Epsteins, we were sitting outside having a few beers...and this poor girl walks up to post a "LOST DOG" flyer on the pole.....and Bobby yells at her, "YOUR DOG IS DEAD."  like a real douche.  just like that.  poor girl almost started crying, and she had to get her homegirl to come out and make bobby apologize to her.  despite the fact that bobby is like that, all my coworkers love him cuz he is the best PAKISTANI dude that the L TRAIN ever exported from BROOOOOOOOOKLYN!


byeeeeee!