herro world

even though i quit......uncle dre told me during our office party that i can go back to globbing, and that i wont get fired.  (knock on wood)  i was quite suprised that he will let me glob during office hours, because the other day he said, "JULIE, YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO BE EATING LUNCH...I WANNA SEE 2.1 MILLION!"

NEWayZ.....................................the saddest part of my life is that i only had $6 in my account today (but i paid all my billz and spent the rest on cabs and booze this past wknd)......and i couldn't even withdraw that cuz the minimum at an atm is $20.   i asked my boss, antwain to buy me a breakfast sandwich this morning, but he just ignored me so i ate saltine crackers instead.  and my bosses are rich. they drive beamers benz and bentleys, and have huge diamond earings.  i never had a diamond like dre hayes.

even though i can complain alot, i am thankful to the Lord that I am somewhat healthy.  I saw a man on the corner during lunch the other day, and he had no arms or legs.  my heart felt for him.....so even though i only have $3 to my name (i bought a $3 sandwich at pret during lunch), praise God that I have a family that loves me, friends, a roof over my head in nyc, and nice clothes.  that's all you really need in life.  AND GOD! 

what else did i want to glob about...........ummmmmmmm............

TODAY IS UNCLE ANTWAIN'S BIRTHDAY!  (hes the one that wouldn't buy me breakfast so i had to eat saltine crackers).  Antwain is a pretty interesting man.  He is black and has huge pecs.  I think Antwain is okay, he actually looks more handsome when you see him driving his 5 series BMW....but in person he's just aiite.  SUPPOSEDLY, Hutch (that's his nickname) used to be a pimp, or comes from a lineage of pimps.  So he has gnarly nails.  Anwyays......antwain doesn't like to drink or do drugs, but he is all about women.  He always talks about how a million girls want him badly, and will wine and dine him....and he only sees them from 3am - 4am.  Kinda dee-skuh-sting if you ask me.....but that's all he really likes in life, women that are on the level of SHOW magazine.  (Show magazine is his favorite editorial, it's just pictures of huge asses on black women).  Anywayz, despite all the women that Hutch dates, he cannot find a wifey for the life of him, cuz he just uses them for boom boom.  So if you know any good quality woman that is black or spanish with a nice career, pretty face, and huge ass, please refer them to me.  i want him to find a nice classy wifey someday.  :)

happy bustday Antwain!   You're the best!

Here's a picture of Hutch, he looks like he's part of Wu-Tang huh?!  Right next to Joe Dirt/Trailer Matt.......