Hutch was driving Dre to the airport, and me and little Julius were sitting in the backseat like little kids. Dre gets out of shotgun, and i say, "BYE!" After the door closed, neither Julius nor I got out of our seats. We are all buckled up, nice and cozy, and it gets silent for 10 seconds with Hutch staring at our faces.
Then Hutch goes, "OH HEYALL NO, I AIN'T YO CHAUFFER, YOU BETTER COME SIT UP IN THE FRONT."
So i get out of the back and move to shotgun. As soon as i got in, i was so tired from traveling with Hutch, and luggin bags around, so it occurred to me to take a nap. I immediately reclined my seat as far as it would go, to the point that the headrest was touching the backseat. And you know what, cuz im short, my legs fit perfectly straight onto the dashboard. So i had my sequinsed Chuck Taylors, chillin on the dashboard, body perfectly reclined in nap mode. And cuz Hutch was playing that "Black and Yellow" Atlanta hip hop so loud, I gently turned down the volume knob.
APPARENTLY, I HAD JUST BROKEN 3 RULES IN A BLACK MAN'S VEHICLE. i didn't think i did anything wrong, and at end of day we are all Family up in this mug.....but, ACTURRY NOT!
Hutch turned his head, gave me the death stare towards my puppy eyes, and said......
"OH WHAT IN THE HEYALLLL........OH HEYALLL NO. JULIE, YOU NEVER EVER EVVVVVVVVVVVER, TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S RADIO STATION, AND NEVER EVER EVER EVVVVVVVVER PUT YOUR FEET ON A BLACK MAN'S DASHBOARD. EVER!"
That day, was a lesson learned for me. I rearized, even though i try to act black sometimes, and a little gangster, i really am not. But i wanna be! So i can be a Basketball Wife someday like Shaunie, Evelyn, and Kendra!!!!
ok, now im too tired to exprain my weekend of fun, but here are photos:
I LOVE HAVING FUN! IT'S SO FUN!!!
Nomge nows lives in the backseat of a NYC cab... he was taking up too much space in my bag along with a bra that apparently belongs to a friend of Tara's.... had to hit a warehouse party and couldn't bring the little man along.
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