today i cheated on my vegas diet. i ate sooshi for lunch, and it was amazing. so to make up for it, i have to eat water for dinner. what else hppn today...................................
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.....................ummmm.....................welllll..................you know..........
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......................................nothing.
ACTURRY, I MET A GOOD LOOKING MAN TODAY! THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT. one my accounts complained that i never been to his new store, so i grabbed Gummo and dragged him to Flight Club with me. It was 10 degrees, and my outfit was wack. Normally i am superficial and make sure my outfit is cute, but this week i looked like a homeless woman.
anyways, so me and gummo walk into this humongous gigantic sneaker stadium. it's all fancy, and everyone looked extreme. their sneakers match their t-shirts, that match their laces, that match their hats, that match their jackets, that match their watches, that match their hairdos. i was clearly out of place. normally people act like there are too cool, too downtown for everyone else, but boy i tell you, i walked into that bitch like i was a VIP HOMELESS WOMAN. i demanded to be let downstairs to meet the dude behind all my work emails. and sho nuff'.......those foolios believed me. I didn't wanna leave Gummo out in the cold, and acted like he was VIP Trailer Man. They let him down too.
As soon as i walked into the basement, headed to the back office, this skinny chinese dude greets me. i thought this foo was whatever, and just tried to keep it business, and talk about work stuff......but then this foo stood up and i noticed he was like 6 feet tall and i thought to myself, "DAYAMMMMM THIS FOOOOO AIIIIIIIIIIIITE!" he had on RRL jeans, some hipstar scarf (ew), and long hair in a ponytail. normally this foo is not my type, but the more i was talking to him, he strait blossomed. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I FREAKIN' HATE TATOOS, EW...........THEY KINDA DIRTY, BUT ALL THE WOMEN LOVE MEN WITH TATOOS, and this foooool.........he had maaaaaaaad tatoos. all chinese lookin' tats. WHAT IF HE IS THE LEADER OF TRIADS?!!!!! ooooooooo.....thats hot.
so when i got back to the office i told leah and tara, and we were all happy and excited. so we googled him. just like a too cool for school guy, nothing came up. so i emailed him and asked if he had a facebook account. haven't heard back. but weird thing is that if he tells me yes, i don't have a facebook account. so now ill just look wack to him.
anyways, im sick of cold calling. here are some work fotos from today:
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