rong time no brog!

herro
it's been a minute rice since i updated my brog!

i have been talking fobby all day, and its so much fun cuz it cracks the white people up, like Tara the Riviera.  when i was a kid, i used to get embarressed when my dad talked with his asian fobby accent.  now im becoming just rike him!  Rove you rong time!  "Fwat.....u want DUMPRINGS?!?!?  U TAKE ONRY 1 SOY SAUCE!  U TOUCH U BUY NOW!  U WANT SAM-PULL?" 

on the flip mode.....i am starting to look duper tan cuz i been surfing every single weekend.  i have dedicated my saturdays and sundays to learn, and even cut back on drinking late nights.  i wake up at 6am, pack my shit and board and take the train all the way to Rockaway.  It truly sucks ass lugging a 7 foot board through the subway....but it's worth it...cuz i caught my first 3 waves BY MYSELF.  im scared if i keep paddeling alot, my body is gonna look like a linebacker.  i used to have a girlfriend that would make fun of another bigger girlfriend and called her "linebacker" behind her back.  that's messed up.....i hope i don't look like a linebacker.  ugh.  i dont wanna be butch.  i used to snowboard alot too for like 6 years, like 3 times a week in the winter, and my legs got so buff they looked like hoagies.  so i had to cut back.  normally people wanna be toned and buff.  not me, i wanna look like a bean pole, but i eat cupcakes for breakfast.  chinatown also got those mean ham and cheese rolls for $0.80, i been eating those nonstop too.  dude, i need to stop.  fruit of the spirit, self control.

what else.  i dunno.  all i do is daydream about surfing..... 

U WANT SAM-PUL?!   SUCK IT!  LIL DUDE!