dude, my mom told me she was taking me to costco, but instead she took me to a cosmetic clinic.  she tricked me....and she told me it was time to get my moles removed from my face...and i freakkkkkkkkkkkkkkked out...cuz a bunch of my korean girlfriends have done this procedure (its as common as getting the double eyelid surgery)...and they always tell me it hurts like a biznatch.  like one of my homegirls did it in korea, and she said it hurt so bad that she couldnt go on with the procedure.  and if u know me, im such a pansy when it comes to pain, and i always run.  thats the main reason i didnt' jump the bandwagon to get the double eyelid surgery...cuz i aint down with nobody slitting my nonexistant eyelids...and after awhile i come to like my almond shaped eyes...and your eye shadow and eyeliner look better that way.

NEWAYZ.....this woman freakin asks me to lay down on a sanitized table, and i told my mom...oh heyall no....im going back to the car...but my mom got all Korean on me...and forced me to do it....so i laid on the table like a sardine waiting for execution.

first this woman examined my face and put cream all over my moles.  and i could feel my palms getting sweaty...and my feet started twitching cuz i was scared.  i asked for my mom to hold my hand, but she freakin' left to a korean grocery store to buy her cosmetic aesthetician friend some lunch and sold me out.  DUDE...SHE WRAPPED MY FACE IN SOME KIND OF SERAN WRAP....and then i didnt think it was so bad...like i could handle cream and seran.  She left me for 30 minutes on that table, and i thought the cream was probably melting off my moles...so i could handle this.  then she walked over later on to remove the seran....and i thought it was a wrap....BUT OH HEYALL NO...THIS BITCH TOOK OUT SOME LASER LOOKING GUN AND I WAS READY TO CRY.  AND ACTUALLY I DID TEAR UP.  LEMME TELL YOU.....THIS WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF GETTING A TATOO REMOVED FROM YOUR FACE...  and i don't even have tatoos...just my natural born moles!  she got that laser, and zapped each cell containing pigment on my face...and i wanted to cuss out the whole room including my mom....but i had no choice...cuz i was tearing up...and the shit hurt so badly.  ...... 45 min later, i was all tasered up..zombified...and desensitized.  i had no hate, no more pain...my face felt numb....and this woman applied more cream over my zapped out moles.  she did the neck ones too...and those hurt like a bitch.  cuz the skin is so thin on your neck, pain factor doubles.  i looked in the mirror....all my moles gone.  including the one near my lip.  :(   that one was the stamp of God's fingerprints on my face.  now gone.  dang, koreans are messed up.  my mom wants to take me to korea to get some real cosmetic surgery.  f* that.  i ain't trying to slice up anything on my body.  big eyes or not.....the moles are as far as ill go.