First of all.....after getting paid on Friday....i paid all my bills...and then set aside some spending money for booze, food, and whatever else.  I woke up Saturday morning, headed straight to the Bloomingdales friends and family sale, and spent 75% of my spending money.  (and I gotta wait 2 weeks to get paid again).....and that night, i spent the next 15% on booze....and that leaves me 10% left to survive on.   I rearized that i was kinda bwoke...so i went to the korean grocery store to buy some lunch stuff for my work week.  AND THEN, OMIGOSH.......I FREAKIN PUERTO RICAN LOST MY DEBIT CARD!  BAHHHH!!!!!  NOW IM REALLY REALLY BWOKE......

On a side note....I hung out with Tara the Riviera on Saturday nite, and it was another fun and random night of bombing.  We went from Epsteins, to Thompson hotel, to some discoteca electronica LSD ecstasy garment district club....foh real...like straight outta a movie.  when we got there, there was some random japanese dude in a black trench coat who was supposed to take care of us at the door.  He took me and Tara by the hand, and led us through some dark corridors and up 3 flights of stairs.  When we reached the top floor, it was overlooking alll the electronica dancing people on the bottom.  Then he led us to a table with sofas and a japanese business man with seemingly concubine-types next to him.  He greeted us and shook my hand.  Even though i had no idea who in the hell this fool was...i sure played the part like i was happy to meet him and drink his free bottles.  This was my first "Romeo Must Die" club experience.........and i embraced the strobe lights, discotheque balls, jersey people, skanky girls...meatheads......and even a woman who tried to start a fight with me in the bathroom.  I walked in, and there was a 40ish year old woman sitting on the toilet cuz she was so drunk.  I asked her nicely to move, cuz other people had to pee, and she opened one eye at me, and squinted her face, and said, "SAYS WHO!"  and in my mind, i thought, "oh heyall no bitch, you ain't gonna give me lip, i straight smack you..."......and as i opened my mouth..all i could say was, "Okay.  ill use the next toilet."  Well, it was a weird but fun moment.  As always, Tara the Riviera adapted to her environment and did some electronica dancing, and i just sat back, and made all the cranberry vodkas my little heart desired.  Afterwards, we headed out..and decided to go to Greenhouse.  (Where the FNG rolls).....but we got into a minor car accident and by then it was 3:30 am...and decided the night was awkward enuff and went home in a cab.

WOW, WHY IS LIFE SO EXCITING?!?!?