DUDE!  DID YOU KNOW ALL DIRTY BROKEASS LOOKING HIPSTERS ARE ACTURRY RICH TRUST FUND BABIES?!


NOW THAS SOME BUHLSHIT.


ITS LIKE GOING BACKWARDS IN LIFE.  BORN RICH, BUT TRY TO FRONT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER.  AS BOBBY WOULD SAY, "FUCK OUTTA HERE."


US NORMAL PEOPLE, WE HAVE A SAYING, "FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT." AT LEAST TRAILER MATT KEEPS IT REAL.  HE'S A REAL HIPSTER.  HE'S AT THE $0.99 PIZZA JOINT EVERYDAY CUZ HE ACTURRY BWOKE.